I was born to destitute crab apple farmers in the Carpathian Mountains. When I was three years old, my father ran away to Finland with the local barmaid. My mother was devastated, and began to neglect herself, the crab apple crop, and most of all my young, impressionable self. After several years of her insanity and disregardance, a young monastic novice from a nearby abbey took pity on me, and spirited me away in the middle of the night, as my increasingly unhinged mother slept in the bed next to mine...
To be continued. (Jitensha, 2005)
say something to me, dangit
StarringAmy
10/09/08
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meatball77
10/08/08
donbrasco4
10/07/08
I love pugs!
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donbrasco4
10/07/08
We only use Blue Buffalo and we love it. Mr Burns has never had a problem on it.
- saw that in the dog thread
The Annoying Hater
09/03/08
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StarringAmy
08/10/08
catfishbarb
07/07/08
cg41386
07/05/08
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louie77
07/04/08
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Atypical Male
07/04/08
Having the World Cup in South Africa in 2010 might be weird, to say the least, as they're having major crime problems there at present.
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say something to me, dangit